Reasons you love your mother:
1. Chicken a' la King
2. Because otherwise your would be late for everything
and the children added these.
4. Because she is awesome :-D
5. See narrative by Child 1
6. Because she is there.
I'm pretty certain that last one was from Child 3 who isn't all that thrilled with me tonight because I am making her do her homework. But still. I think they love me. Apparently, the seniors had to give their projects in front of an audience. Child 1 read her essay about how much she loves me and then played a guess where in the world I am game with photos from her childhood. So she puts up a photo and says where is this? And someone in the audience yells Hawaii! And she says Child 2, you are in the picture! You're not allowed to guess! Which Child 2 thought wasn't fair because Child 1 was giving Starbursts as prizes for guessing the right answer. Sometimes I so love Child 2. I love them all. Even when they are not doing their homework. Seriously, Child 3! Get off the computer!
You know what is not better than a brownie? Burning your house down because you are smoking with a cold.